Category: Kristine Hughes
One The Shelf – Jeeves And The Wedding Bells
Author Sebastian Faulks was approached to write a sequel to the Jeeves and Wooster books of P.G. Wodehouse by the Wodehouse estate, which emphatically maintained since the announcement was first made that the story would be “faithful to the history and personality of Wodehouse’s characters.” Even so, as one who has read and relished these books for years, I have to say that I began this new installment with more than a modicum of doubt as to whether Faulks could pull this off. These were, after all, big shoes to fill, whether they belong to employer or valet. Anticipating the state of his reader’s minds, Faulks addresses these doubts in his Author’s Note, saying at the outset, “What I tried . . . to do was give people who haven’t read the Jeeves books a sense of what they sound like; while for those who know them well I tried to provide a nostalgic variation – in which a memory of the real thing provides the tune and these pages perhaps a line of harmony.”
In keeping with the musical metaphors, I’ll tell you now that Jeeves and the Wedding Bells was a well played comic concert worthy of not a few well timed guffaws. It was delightful to find Jeeves and Wooster in a new storyline after all this time. New might not be the proper word; after all, Wodehouse himself employed several tried and true plot devices that became recurring threads in several books – bright young things getting engaged, bright young things falling out with their intended mates short of the altar, Bertie being buttonholed into patching things up between the lovers, Jeeves sorting out the results of Bertie’s mucking about, hidden identities, Aunt Agatha, cash strapped aristocrats and the appearance of at least one stately pile. All of these, and the Drones Club, make welcomed reappearances in Jeeves and the Wedding Bells, in which we find Bertie and Jeeves swapping roles – Jeeves assumes the identity of Lord Etringham, while Bertie pretends to be Jeeves’ manservant Wilberforce as they wend their way down to Sir Henry Hackwood’s Melbury Hall in Dorset so that Bertie can help a pal with affairs of the heart. . Note: Georgina Meadowes, to whom Bertie recently lost his own heart whilst in Cannes, is also in residence. And is engaged to someone other than the Wooster chappie.
Now that we’ve got all of our Wodehousian ducks in a demented row, here’s an excerpt from Jeeves and the Wedding Bells at the point where Bertie gets his first glimpse of Melbury Hall: “I am something of a connoisseur of the country pile and I must say old Sir Henry had done himself remarkably well. At a guess I would say it was from the reign of Queen Anne and had been bunged up by a bewigged ancestor awash with loot from the War of the Spanish Succession or some such lucrative away fixture. This ancient Hackwood had stinted himself on neither grounds nor messuages. The ensemble reached as far as the eye could see, taking in deer park, cricket pitch, lawns and meadows as well as walled kitchen gardens and a stable block that could have quartered the Household Cavalry. The staff needed for such a place must have drawn on every household in Kingston St. Giles and I could see that whoever signed the yearly cheque to the electricity company would need a tumblerful of something strong to nerve him for the task.”
Not too shabby, what? This Faulks fellow seems to have gotten the tone right. In fact, his Bertie Wooster seems a tad less dim than he tended to come across in Wodehouse’s original books. Some, in other reviews, have complained about this slight deviation. However, it’s my belief that Bertie simply had to evolve over time, even if that time were just a month, or even a year, in the imagniary world of P.G. Wodehouse. How often can one have the same tricks played upon their person without ever coming out the wiser? Dare we say that there’s a time in every clubman’s life when he’s simply got to get with it?
The reader might also notice just the slightest variation in Bertie’s interactions with the beloved and all knowing Jeeves, but this does not dim the cadence of their conversations. Here’s a sample of the dialogue that comes just before Bertie is set to wait at table at dinner at Melbury Hall that night. Bertie is concerned that his cover will be blown by being in such close proximity to the inhabitants of the house:
“It is a fact of life, sir,” he said, “that in the course of a large dinner party those at table barely notice those who wait on them.”
“Unless they make an ass of themselves.”
“Indeed, sir. Otherwise, the company tends to take the service for granted and to be absorbed in its own conversation.”
“That sounds a bit ungrateful.”
“It is the way of the world, sir, and not ours to question. Might I for instance ask you who waited on you last time you stayed at Brinkley Court?”
“Seppings?”
“No, sir. Mr. Seppings was indisposed. It was Mr. Easton, a young man from the village.”
“I didn’t notice.”
“Exactly, sir.”
I pondered this for a moment. “It’s still a blood-curdling prospect.”
“I understand your trepidation, sir. Remember, however, that your disguise has been unremarked thus far. Then, to make assurance doubly sure, as it were, it might be advisable to alter your appearance in some small way.”
“A false beard?”
“No, sir. The footman you are replacing -“
“Hoad? The gargoyle?”
“Mr. Hoad also has a pair of side-whiskers.”
“Are you saying the whiskers naturally go with the cork-screw and the folded white napkin?”
“They are more frequently worn by the serving classes, sir.”
There are times to take offence, but this was not one of them. I left my high horse unmounted – though tethered pretty close. “What else?”
“If you were to part your hair centrally, sir . . . It is surprising how much difference such a small alteration can make.”
“Anything further? An eyepatch? A kilt and sporran?”
“Nothing so drastic, sir. I think that if you were to wear my reading glasses for the evening the disguise would be complete without being histrionic.”
As you can see, the game is again afoot. I suggest that you refrain from peeking at any further reviews before reading Jeeves and the Wedding Bells lest the handful of nitpickers poison your mind against this enjoyable effort by Mr. Faulks, who is emphatically not P.G. Wodehouse. Wodehouse is dead. Faulks is alive. So are Bertie and Jeeves. Enjoy.
The Magnificent Waterloo Chamber: The Wellington Tour
Victoria here, inviting you to join Kristine and me on The Wellington Tour, 4-14 September, 2014. For details on our planned itinerary, costs and other info, click here. Among the features of the tour is a visit to Windsor Castle and especially to its Waterloo Chamber.
On The Shelf
Even if you’ve been researching daily life in England for years and believe that you know all there is to know about servants by this time, I’m here to tell you that you don’t. And you certainly have never had the subject presented in such an entertaining manner. Lethbridge’s book is not so much an overview of bygone grandeur and servitude as it is an in-depth and personal look at the people who lived below stairs. Where did they come from? Why did they go into service? What did they think about their `betters’ and the other servants in the house? Along with solid facts and figures, Servants sparkles with wit, wisdom and the words of the servants themselves.
Servants provides a peek behind the green baize door with examples of just how extensive, and invisible, the below stairs machinery was – at Belvoir Castle there were at least three lamp and candle men who labored continuously at snuffing wicks, filling lamps and cleaning and de-waxing glass – a full time job. That the great families of England took these labours for granted is made clear, as are the instances in which the same families often declared their loyalties to those who served: at Badminton House, seat of the Duke of Beaufort, the lamp man was totally blind and felt his way expertly about the corridors – and was still doing so in the 1920s. Servants is peppered with further anecdotes that illustrate the peccadilloes and peculiarities of the upper classes, all of which make for an engrossing read.
Halfway through the book, Lethbridge brings us to the early 20th century and to the events – Great Wars, the Industrial Revolution – that would sound the death knells for England’s Stately Homes. Slowly, the great estates were losing ground and the previously, seemingly unending line of servants waiting to staff them grew thin. The grandest of these estates were the last to feel the effects.
Whilst it may seem odd to us in the 21st century that so va
st an army of servants was necessary to see to the needs of two people, Lethbridge provides many examples that show that, amongst the aristocracy, this was the norm, rather than the exception to the rule.
Modernization also intruded upon the aristocracy, who were more often than not slow to embrace it, as in the case of electricity, which many either chose to ignore or else disguised beneath echoes of the past –
Both World Wars also served to upset the old order of things by forcing women into traditionally male work, thus opening doors that led to new employment opportunities for those women who would otherwise have settled for a life in service. Lethbridge uses one of these modern women as an example
The Wellington Tour – Tea, Anyone?
Once Victoria and I had hammered out the itinerary for The Wellington Tour, we handed it over to Patty Suchy of Novel Explorations and asked her to work her travel agent magic as far as pricing and logistics were concerned. Before long, it was time for Victoria and I to call Patty and learn how she’d made out with the plans.
Patty: Hello?
Victoria: Hey, Patty, it’s Kristine and Vicky.
Patty: Well hello! You’re together?
Victoria: Yes, we’re together and ready to hear how you made out.
Patty: I’ve got to tell you, this hasn’t been easy. You two picked several spots that are terribly difficult to get into.
Kristine: What do you mean, difficult to get into? Are you referring to Stratfield Saye, which seems as though it’s only open one day a year?
Patty: Yes, and Frogmore House, which is also rarely open. Not to mention Highclere Castle.
Victoria: What about Highclere Castle?
Patty: It seems that since the all the Downton Abbey hoopla reached a fever pitch, they’ve been inundated with visitor and tour requests. They’ve had to limit visiting times and then there’s having to work around the shooting schedule for the show itself. They’re having to restrict admissions and they’re already booked up for months ahead of time. It’s very difficult.
Kristine: Are you saying we can’t get in?
Patty: No. I’m telling you that I’m still working on getting all the stars to line up as far as opening days for several of the places you want to include. The rest of the tour is no problem, but these three places are tricky. I’m still waiting to hear back from the people at Highclere.
Kristine: I was thinking it might be nice to have tea while we’re there.
Patty: Tea? You can have all the tea you like. They have tea rooms on site. Tea shouldn’t be problem.
Victoria: No, we meant an afternoon tea in the house or gardens. You know, little sandwiches and cakes and things.
Patty: Well, I’ll ask when I speak to them, but a special, dedicated tea service for the tour group might be costly.
Kristine: We’ll just tack it on to the tour price. It’s something Vicky and I would like to do and I think everyone would really enjoy it. It’s one of those once in a lifetime things.
Patty: I agree, it would be fantastic. Alright then, I’ll ask when I speak to their representative. Do you have any idea on dates for the tour?
I looked at Victoria, who shrugged her shoulders in reply.
Kristine: Let’s try to shoot for sometime when it won’t be freezing cold.
Patty: I’ll keep that in mind, but remember that one of the tours you and I did together a few years ago was in June and we all froze.
Kristine: Who could forget? Why don’t you see how the opening times work out and we’ll talk again in a few days?
And so a few days went by, with Victoria and I waiting on pins and needles, before we called Patty again.
Patty: Hello?
Kristine: Hey, it’s Kristine and Vicky.
Patty: Well, I have to tell you, I’ve had a rough few days trying to work all of this out. It’s been a struggle.
Victoria: I can appreciate that and we do appreciate all you’ve done, Patty.
Kristine: What’s the bottom line?
Patty: Bottom line is we keep Frogmore, Stratfield Saye and Highclere Castle on the itinerary.
Kristine: You’re a star!
Patty: But there isn’t going to be a Downton Abbey tea.
Victoria: There’s isn’t?
Patty: No. It’s just too expensive.
Kristine: How expensive?
Patty: Over a thousand dollars.
Kristine: So? What’s that, like fifty dollars added to the tour price per person?
Patty: That is the per person price.
Victoria: What’s the per person price?
Patty: Nearly a thousand dollars. Per person. Not in total.
Kristine: Are you telling me they’re charging at least twenty thousand dollars for afternoon tea? Who’s serving it, Bates and Mr. Carson themselves?
Patty: Mr. Bates can’t serve tea. He’s got a gimpy leg.
Victoria: For twenty thousand dollars, I’d better be seated next to Maggie Smith.
Patty: There are always the tea rooms.
Kristine: I suppose. More importantly, what did you hear from Stratfield Saye?
Victoria: Maybe we can have tea there with the Duke of Wellington. He’d probably charge less than twenty thousand dollars.
Patty: We can get into Stratfield Saye. Not a problem. However, in order to get into all of these places on the same tour, we’d have to schedule the Tour for September.”
Victoria and I looked at one another, trying to work out the pitfalls of a September Tour. We couldn’t come up with any.
Victoria: What’s wrong with September?
Patty: Nothing’s wrong with September. It’s really an excellent time to visit England. It just means that you two wouldn’t have a choice of the other months.
Kristine: You got anything planned for next September?
Victoria: Not that I can think of at the moment. And if I did, I’d rearrange it.
Kristine: We have no problem with September.
Patty: Good. I’ve blocked the tour out for the fourth through the fourteenth.
Victoria: Sounds good.
Patty: Okay. Now that we have our dates, I’ll work on firming up all the details.
We hung up and it wasn’t till much later that I realized the last day of the Tour would coincide with the last day of the Duke of Wellington’s life – September 14, 1852.















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