AND HER FEARLESS, INTREPID ENABLERS / SIDEKICKS
Louisa Cornell
A Visit to Horny-I-Am
Many of my fellow historical romance authors undertake numerous research trips to the UK in groups, alone, or with family members reluctantly dragged from stately home to museum to pub. I will admit to more than a little envy at those authors who go multiple times a year or even once a year. There, I said it! However, on the other side of that envy is my knowledge and appreciation for the trips I have been privileged to take and the marvelous company I have enjoyed on these trips. I would not trade a single moment of those trips for all the visits other authors have taken combined. Because I owe those trips and the adventures that came of them to a select group of friends whom I can never repay in a dozen lifetimes.
Now those other authors induce more envy in me because their research trips appear to be so perfect, so poetic, and so free of incidents involving the police, the fire brigade, museum alarms, or other singular episodes. Not that I would know anything about those sorts of things.

Today’s adventure involves a visit to Longleat House in Wiltshire. Now whilst I have fond memories of the glories of this gorgeous home and the amazing grounds for which I will create a later post, this particular post chronicles a simple trip to the local pub for lunch. Or rather, what should have been a simple trip to the pub.
CAUTION!!
Should a docent at a stately home tell you that the local is just up the drive, past the gates be prepared for a five mile hike past sheep fields and some lovely English countryside at a bare minimum.
I am all for a stroll through the English countryside. But not after having walked up and down miles of stately home corridors trying my best to see each and everything in said stately home. There are gold medal long distance runners who would need a nap after touring Longleat.
However, we innocent Yanks took the docent at his word and began the stroll up the drive to a place “Just past the gates.” which remained out of sight for the next hour of our walk. Another important tip? When a licensed sea captain of a mature age who has seen and sailed it all tells you that it is going to rain? Believe her! (You did warn us, Andrea K. Stein!)

As we began our trek “just past the gates” what had been a few sprinkles became a steady deluge. By the end of the first mile we were soaked to the skin. I looked to our intrepid leader, Kristine Hughes, and discovered an interesting bit of physics. A House of Lords baseball cap creates a fascinating waterfall before the face of the wearer.
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Eventually we arrived at our destination The Bath Arms.



Established in 1736, the Bath Arms was a coaching inn. For us it was a refuge from the rain and a place to sit and dry out our clothes by the fireplace.
One last adventure was in discovering the name of the village where our refuge was situated. When we asked, the young barmaid announced what sounded like “Horny-i-am.” To which our intrepid leader replied “I can’t help you with that but I’d love a rum and coke!”
As interesting as that name sounded we were soon corrected and informed we were, in fact, in Horningsham.

The Bath Arms is in Horningsham, a small village with population of around 300 forming part of the Longleat Estate. The name ‘Horninges-Ham’ means ‘Horning’s Homestead’ in Old English. We actually have an ale on tap named after the village.
Entries in the Domesday Book describe Horningsham as very small, being occupied by one cottager and four small holders. The Parish of Horningsham changed hands many times before the Thynne’s purchased it for the second time in 1716.

Horningsham
The Vernon families owned Horningsham during the 12th century and were founders of the village church. The Stantors then owned it for the next 200 years before selling it to Sir John Thynne c. 1550. Sir John Thynne increased the size of the Parish by buying more land. His descendant Thomas Thynne, the 1st Marquess of Bath was very interested in forestry and engaged Capability Brown to plant large plantations throughout his 900 acres of land.
The village pub was built in the 17th century. It became a public house with rooms in 1732 when it was then known as the New Inn. It later changed to the Lord Weymouth Arms and then the Marquess of Bath Arms in 1850. At the turn of the century there were 4 pubs in the village and The Bath Arms is the last remaining one.
Lessons Learned?
1. Just past the gates is a British term meaning anywhere from a mile to five miles up the road.
2. When a sea captain tells you it looks like rain expect a deluge that would send Noah scrambling for his hammer and saw.
3. A House of Lords baseball cap serves as an excellent personal awning.
4. English rain will soak you down to your drawers in a matter of minutes.
5. Village names pronounced by natives of said village can create quite a bit of confusion!
6. Sitting before the fire in a pub with friends can cure a great many ills no matter where your native land is.
7. Friends who managed to reach the pub before the deluge will make fun of you and bandy about words like drowned rat.
8. In spite of the trouble, a trip to a 200 plus year old pub can afford you your first sighting of a mounting block in the wild !
9. Imagining a romance novel hero or heroine arriving at said pub after walking five miles in the rain can end up being the beginning of an excellent story.
10. Even years after one’s Longleat misadventures, the story can still make one smile!
Stay tuned for more Adventures of a Regency Romance Author!







The most famous criminal hanged at the execution dock at the Prospect of Whitby was Captain William Kidd. Ironic, as the Scottish sea captain was originally appointed by the Crown to hunt down pirates. He discovered piracy was much more profitable than hunting down pirates. He did quite well for a while. Unfortunately, in 1698 he captured The Quedagh, which was sailing under a French pass. The captain, however, was an Englishman and the rich cargo Kidd took was property of the East India Company. Kidd was eventually captured and brought back to London where he was sentenced to death for piracy and for the murder of one of his own crewmen (in 1697) who had dared to cross him.














